Otherwise know as Whooping Cough<\/a>. SharkBoy and I are just finishing up a couple weeks of this completely cough horror thing.<\/p>\n

If any of you or your loved ones contract this aliment, kill your loved one then kill yourself. Kill anyone who has come in contact or even mentions the name of this fucking disease before any of the symptoms show up. You will be doing humanity a favour. Nuke me from space, it’s the only way to be sure. Kill me with fire. Kill.<\/p>\n

I mean it. I’ve never been more embarrassed by an illness before in my life. The worst was being on the subway, suppressing a coughing fit, which just made it worse, and having people look at you like you’re patient zero for The Walking Dead.<\/p>\n

How bad can it be?<\/p>\n

Look. At. This. Poor. Bastard.
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