Carlton Streetcar, 6pm.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

At Sherbourne two teens dressed in similar, well kept shirt and tie combos climb onto the half full streetcar and start to make their way down the aisle. My iPod is on but I can see they’re engaging everyone they pass. Howdy! Hello! Good day to you!<\/p>\n

Good lord. Mormons!<\/p>\n

I gaze intently at the outside whizzing by as Mormon #2 passes and smiles at me. I don’t respond. Mormon #1 is trying to speak to someone near the front while Mormon #2 sits himself down beside a gay man by the rear doors. I turn my iPod down. I’m not going to miss this!<\/p>\n

“Wonderfull weather today!”<\/p>\n

“Yes.” Curt. The gay guy knows whats coming.<\/p>\n

“My name is (bleh),” he says and extends his hand to be shook.<\/p>\n

The gay guy shakes it and does this bizzare thing after. Dissmissive, flippand, his hand does a “no more, please” up in front of the Mormon’s face. The Mormon gets the hint. He gets up and wanders to the back.<\/p>\n

As I’m leaving I make eye contact with the gay guy. I roll my eyes. He rolls his.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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