Please, no flooding. Comment, spam, denial of service, etc. I don’t have the time.
\nNo mean. You want mean, go to some right-winged, left-winged political blog.<\/p>\n

Around here, funny works as does darker humour (for me, at least). Smart works too. I encourage you to be creative. I encourage submissions. Think of this blog as a community thing you can contribute to for free. Whatever that means.<\/p>\n

For the most part, these are my opinions and views. If you disagree with them, I encourage you to convince me I’m wrong. Again, however, mean doesn’t go far with me. And if you’re really mean…<\/p>\n

If you comment, your IP is logged (like any blog, really). This is for spam protection. I will not use this against you unless you break one of these rules.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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