Opening shot of a group of employees standing around a water cooler. One employee is finishing up telling a joke as their Boss enters.<\/em><\/p>\n

Employee #1: …and I said ‘That’s my shoe!’<\/p>\n

All: boisterous laughter<\/p>\n

Boss: (stern) Don’t you all have some place to be?<\/p>\n

All: (overlapping) “No.” “Not really” “I’m good.” etc.<\/p>\n

Boss: Great! So this nun with huge knockers, a lot like yours there, Julie, goes into this Asian massage parlor and asks for a Lithuanian Steamer…<\/p>\n

Headshots of uncomfortable employees as the Boss continues his joke. Fade out. <\/em><\/p>\n

Voice over: A great boss makes all the difference. An inappropriate one is inevitable.<\/p>\n

(Monster.ca logo)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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