I went to the doctor n’guess what he told me?
\nGuess what he told me!
\nHe said
\n“Banana taco face poopy
\ndog breath apple boobilypoot!”
\nBut he’s a fool
\n`Cause nothing compares
\nNothing compares to you<\/p>\n

Hmm… it was funnier on the way to work this morning…<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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