Hey Kids! Shelly here!<\/p>\n

At the 6H:13M mark, our travellers discover that they’re sleeping beside the Great Wall of China. At this point I leaned in to SharkBoy and said “This is the worst Where The Hell is Matt?<\/a> video I’ve ever seen.”<\/p>\n

Brief synopsis: a group of men escape a Siberian gulag and walk to India. No really. <\/p>\n

Seriously, The Way Back is a good movie, if not a bit long. Peter Weir doesn’t fail to bring epic visuals again. I’ll probably be thinking about it for a few days, which is always a good marker for a good movie.<\/p>\n

I give this movie 4 swollen ankles out of 5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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