<\/a>Lately I’ve been …incomplete. I have to admit that my life has been rather empty and lost. Oh sure I had a loving husband and two wonderful cats and lots of electronic gadgets to keep me occupied but I found that my soul lacked that soul-like thing that makes all of us full of souls. I was a shell of a person with a shell around them. I was empty inside but with guts and things inside.<\/p>\n

Then I got a brochure.<\/p>\n

I am a better person today because of it! I’ve learned the 313 secrets of Tarvu<\/a> and I know how to talk to an octopus!<\/p>\n

Tarvuism is the world’s fastest growing religion and it’s so EASY to join! \u2122<\/p>\n

I’m not sure what the good book of Tarvuism says about homosexuality but I’m sure it will be word-like!<\/p>\n

I encourage you to join! It’s so EASY to join!<\/a><\/p>\n

Bebbo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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