Oh look at me! I’m all naughty! Look at my undies!<\/em><\/p>\nI bet this is the same kind of guy that wears his underwear into the showers at the gym.<\/p>\n
I didn’t want to rant about that stupid trend but I did. See what you made me do?<\/p>\n
When I was a kid (oh here we go), the worst I did was rip the knees out of some (popular again, I see) and in some cases I painted Warner Bros cartoon characters in acrylic paint on the thigh of a couple jeans. Last month, when I was in NYC, I noted that jeans are still distressed in style but have sparse sprays of paint on them, like you just came from your studio after working on a 10×24 foot canvas and had 5 Red Bulls to get you through.<\/p>\n
My point is that jean fashion is cyclic. Like Battlestar says “All this has happened before and will happen again”<\/p>\n
I can’t wait until we get back into the really tight sprayed on Mamel-toe jeans for guys. That rocked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I’m afraid this rant is going to sound a lot like “Hey you kids, get out of that Jello Tree” but I can not keep silent any more. Jeans these days are fucking ugly. I said it. I meant it. I prove it. This morning I witnessed a feckless metrosexual in front of me on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":430,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[439],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9WjY-jeans","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6045"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/430"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}