You might recall SharkBoy and I are locked in immortal combat in a contest forever known as Who can hide the panties the best<\/a>. We’ve lost the Spongebob undies somewhere – one of us hid them too well for the other to find it. The funny part is that neither one of us can recall who’s “turn” it was. I wonder if someone out there in the big wide world is opening a used lunchbox bought in some garage sale and come across this poor rag.<\/p>\n

But no fear, we have found a new participant: green ugly and lyrca. Go take a look at SharkBoy.ca<\/a>. I have escalated this war. <\/p>\n

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!<\/p>\n

(Update: Site has reverted. Link still works)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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