You knew this was inevitable.<\/p>\n

Like Chekhov says (the playwright, not the navigator) “If you mention a cruise of fatty loud obnoxious people, then it stands to reason there will be loud obnoxious shirts.”<\/p>\n

I’m paraphrasing.<\/p>\n

Here’s my first one: actually it’s Roots so don’t go all “Oh lordy Dead Robot! Where in hell did you find that shirt!?” <\/p>\n

I never understood why vacation shirts have such a bad rap. Or why they’re “cliche” if they’re a bit flashy. Personally I would love to dress like this all the time but thankfully I married into good taste. He allows me to wear this only on vacation – I like it because it looks like pj tops. <\/p>\n

And by the way, PJ tops or bottoms out in public is as stupid as having your jeans as low as your mid thigh. This old man has spoken.<\/p>\n[singlepic id=216 w=320 h=240 float=none]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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