Having a gay parent rocks.<\/p>\n

Previously I mentioned being slightly freaked out by sex talk with him. Honestly that is mostly an act. He likes to see me squirm and act all nervous, it gives him that sense of superiority over their sons that fathers like to hold onto as they age.<\/p>\n

Last night at Costco, Dad, Sharkboy and I are scoping out food for my gay bro’s wedding reception in December. I had just found the cheap butter for our shortbread cookies and met up with Da and Sharkboy down the frozen food isle. Their faces were plastered up against a freezer door, giggling like Japanese school girls swapping racy jokes via their cell phones. I peer past them into the freezer.<\/p>\n

Chicken Poppers.<\/p>\n

I instantly get the joke. I suggest for the reception we should get a DJ that plays nothing but 70s disco and we all remove our shirts.<\/p>\n

Try that with your understanding, yet hetero mum or dad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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