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I’m at home with intermittent headaches from my shitty glasses and sinus cold. I’ve already watched my fill of SpongeBob and Pokemon. <\/p>\n

When I was a kid, staying home from school was a gentle see saw of actually being sick and pretending to be sick so you could watch The Price Is Right, The $10,000 Pyramid and countless befuddling soap operas. But I think kids today have it harder – you can’t fake it a lot or you’ll wind up being medicated for ADD or something. They’d probably squander their free home time on Xbox360 or something because there isn’t anything great to watch on daytime TV these days other than half crazy chat show ladies that discuss serious social issues. Like supermodels in fat suits. No, back when I was staying home, I recall Match Game and re-runs of Hollywood Squares where B and C list celebrities pushed the daytime TV envelope with racy jokes:<\/p>\n

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Blarg my nose is running again and is raw from wiping. I need Puffs Plus. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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