just doing it<\/em>, SharkBoy rolls over and hugs me. His hand slips under my gut.<\/p>\nLe Sigh. I haven’t been on my bike in a while and the gym membership has been on hold since the strike\/Workshare summer. I’ve gained about 10lbs in the last couple months. With the impending Pig Trough on the Ocean vacation coming up (swimsuits – yikes…), I decided it was time to get back into it. And that there was no better time to start than right at that moment.<\/p>\n
5am and I lean into SharkBoy’s sleeping face: “I’m going for a run.” I whisper.<\/p>\n
“Really?” The word “really” sounded more like “You’re fucking kidding me.”<\/p>\n
I start with stretches out in the back parking lot behind the apartment. George Hamilton 2, the neighbour’s cat who looks like our George Hamilton, greets me as I grunt to touch my toes. In the silence of the morning I can hear… a lot of cats meowing, either to be let in or just because that’s the time they all sing. Or they’re fucking. Cats. Go figure.<\/p>\n
I set off towards Riverdale Park at a decent trot. I’m mindful of how my feet are landing and that I’m not clenching my fists. I loosen my shoulders and breathe deep. Within a half block I am wheezing like an asthmatic who has just had a massive roll of $20s thrust into his hand and has been walked into a stripper bar. I manage a half block walk, half block jog as I run around Cabbagetown. Over my gasps for air I hear… nothing. The drone of the DVP in the valley and the odd car going down Parliament Street. After a good 30 minutes I decide to return home.<\/p>\n
As an added bonus to myself I ran by a Tim Hortons so I could breathe in donut exhaust.<\/p>\n
Will I continue? I think so. Not sure how I will manage on wet or snowy days but for now, I’m not hating it. It’s actually fun.<\/p>\n
At home I jump back onto the Wii Fit. “Really?” it says.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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