My huge cardboard paper cut on the pad of my pointer finger (yes, it was as painful as it sounds) is nearly healed!<\/p>\n

SharkBoy’s wart is gone!<\/p>\n

The dollar is at $0.91 and rising!<\/p>\n

I got all the clothes and crap I want and still made it under the 40lbs limit WestJet has sanctioned!<\/p>\n

We found our $10 rain ponchos with Mickey on the back from 2007!<\/p>\n

The buff on my manicured nails is still there!<\/p>\n

I can feel the light! Amen! Allelujah! Yehova! Klaatu Barada Nicto!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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