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I’m pleased to say that I hit my target weight of 211lbs a full 22 hours before my deadline this morning, even after cheating with a pizza for dinner. Why “211”? Why not a nice fingers and toes base ten “210lbs”? It has to do with the Wii Fit and it’s anal desire to keep you focused on BMI and not your weight. I couldn’t get it to squeeze out that extra pound when I set up my last goal on it because it would not be ‘realistic’ to lose that much BMI in such a short time. Or so my Wii Fit says. And I trust it.<\/p>\n

I love you Wii Fit. Please, never leave me.<\/p>\n

Strange thing is, after losing 36lbs since March, I don’t think I look different. Expect blog posts about finger banging my uvula in a little while as I try to come to terms with a dysmorphic body image.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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