Screw you laundromat! I’m not setting foot in your dingy, grimy, suppose-to-be-clean rat hole again for two weeks. I’ve enough underwear to last me …like… forever!<\/em><\/p>\n

Tonight I zero in on the 25 shirts and get that down to 15. I decide what to wear on the plane. Here’s a thought: why don’t people dress nicely on planes anymore? Last time I was on one, there were far too many sweat pants. People! Bad! No! Sweat pants are only for post-sex trips to the kitchen for food and maybe the gym.<\/p>\n

Now to get SharkBoy to fold this shit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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