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It’s that time of year again! I love outings like this so close to a vacation! It makes the week leading up to the trip seem like you’re swimming through ice cream to get to the cake.<\/p>\n

Anyway, tonight Da got us tickets to Empty Bowls, a fundraiser at the Gardiner Museum.\u00a0You know the drill.<\/a>\u00a0Delishush as usual. I think the Gardiner needs to think of a two-seating night or something. It was exceptionally “pushy” this year.\u00a0<\/p>\n

For your enjoyment, some pictures and video (full set here<\/a>):<\/p>\n

I named my bowl “Three Feet of God” because everything I put into it was like “Jesus Christ this is so GOOD!”<\/p>\n

\""Three<\/a><\/p>\n

Auntie Keef (extreme right) doesn’t get asked out much…<\/p>\n

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