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Are you upset that there’s no big squid at the end of Watchmen<\/a> and therefore it’s just another run of the mill<\/a> Hollywood raping of a great comic?<\/p>\n

There there, dear. The latest Star (Lost) Trek<\/a> trailer looks like a big chunk of awesome fell off of Awesome Mountain and the resulting awesome avalanche swallowed up some awesome hikers. Watch it HD and go frame by frame and Spot The Bear!<\/p>\n

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