Someone went to the cinema and got a little restless…<\/p>\n

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FORGIVE ME FATHER… ((DOUBT))<\/h2>\n

… for i have sinned. legal age donald miller here looking for his father flynn to “take an interest” and for mutual confession. no problem if you look like philip seymour hoffman.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ohhh!! Kelly Clarkson!!<\/p>\n

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Need some waxing done……..<\/h2>\n

Hey guys, I require some waxing to be done in a few spots…anyone into it? Needs to be your place. 47, One seventy . <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You had me at #29 (secretly, I hope this guy gets what he’s looking for, show creativity and humour):<\/p>\n

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Fifty reasons to date me !!!!!!!!<\/h2>\n

I’ll stash little notes for you where you’ll least expect them.
\nI always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores.
\nYou\u2019re safe with me.
\nYou can always bring home good friends.
\nI am a good cook and I like it.
\nI’ll make you laugh.
\nI’ve never auditioned for American Idol.
\nI recycle.
\nYou just can’t stop reading this!
\nI buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears down.
\nI believe the glass half full.
\nI can take care of myself (but I want you).
\nI love my family.
\nI’ll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching TV.
\nI’m secure with me.
\nI\u2019ll hold your coffee for you when you\u2019re driving.
\nWe\u2019ll make history together.
\nI don’t litter.
\nI love the earth.
\nYou sleep better when I’m next to you.
\nI’ll take care of you when you’re sick.
\nI smell pretty good.
\nI’m magically delicious.
\nWhat else have you got to do?
\nI cower at bloody movies.
\nI can balance a checkbook.
\nI always put the cap back on the toothpaste.
\nMy chin fits ‘just right’ in your shoulder when you hold me close.
\nThe only drama I have any part of is on TV.
\nI promise not to burn the house down while you\u2019re gone.
\nRomance is soooo important.
\nSometimes I am a top.
\nSometimes I am a bottom.
\nForeplay is fun.
\nI’m really good at sneaking food into the movies.
\nYou really kinda would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couch.
\nI’ll help you find your keys.
\nSleeping in has a whole new meaning now that we will be doing it together.
\nI look both ways before I cross the street.
\nI have two great cats.
\nSex should never be a quickie.
\nYou’re getting very sleepy\u2026
\nI know the difference between they’re, their, and there.
\nI know CPR.
\nI’m a Leo.
\nI know how to two-step.
\nI give to charity.
\nI AM CANADIAN.
\nI’m really good at making lists!
\nI’ll hold you as long as you want.
\nAfter reading this far you’ve already got too much time invested — you might as well e-mail me. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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