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{"id":2775,"date":"2008-11-12T15:56:45","date_gmt":"2008-11-12T20:56:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/?p=2775"},"modified":"2008-11-12T16:21:29","modified_gmt":"2008-11-12T21:21:29","slug":"discerning-tastes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/2008\/11\/discerning-tastes\/","title":{"rendered":"Discerning Tastes"},"content":{"rendered":"I’ve noticed that lately the hawks that keep the pigeons at bay in Allan Gardens park have been scarce in the last couple months. <\/p>\n
I’m about to speculate here. Stay with me.<\/p>\n
Hawks go where the food is. After clearing out Allan Gardens, the hawks probably moved on to another pigeon populated area. Where would that be? <\/p>\n
Pigeons love puke. They peck at the flecks of food that are found in the splatter of human spew. I know you know this to be true. Pigeons eating puke is one of those urban things that makes me laugh and gag at the same time.<\/p>\n
Where is the puke? Why the Entertainment District, of course! Brightly coloured puddles containing $7 drinks mixed with $20 entrees, blossom nightly on the street corners and gutters of this wildly popular area of nightclubs, bars and restaurants. It’s not that much of a stretch to think the birds would be moving on down there, they’d be stupid not to! Most of the restaurants are high end so pigeons get a nice lobster dinner, in manageable peck-sized servings! And imagine the liquor they’d get too! Of course a hawk will prefer their squab marinaded with a little red wine reduction or a vermouth sauce.<\/p>\n
So hawks, so much more beautiful than their pigeon cousins, are actually dining trendy, dining smart. Another reason I like them so much! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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