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Despite this expanse of space, a woman decided that invading my personal space by standing excruciatingly close to me was the best place to be. <\/p>\n
We’re talking close for no reason. Her back grazing my belly at every lurch. The part in her hair (thankfully clean scalp) just inches from my eyes.<\/p>\n
This was just 24 hrs from coming back from a nice restful vacation. She was definitely killing my calm buzz.<\/p>\n
So I rested my book on her head.<\/p>\n
She turned and looked at me like I just materialized from nowhere. And moved.<\/p>\n
I love my new LA Attitude!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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