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Discovering your fly being down.<\/p>\n
Like mine was, all morning.<\/p>\n
No wonder that woman froze up when I sat beside her on the subway.<\/p>\n
Well I’ve done more embarassing things. Like forgetting to take off that <\/p>\n
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…sticker off the leg of my new-bought pants. <\/p>\n
Speaking of which: why do straight guys never take off the small white cotton loops that hold the tags on new jeans? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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