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Staff #2: I did! Looks goofy.<\/p>\n
Staff #1: It’s a remake from a tv show.<\/p>\n
Staff #2: I don’t know it.<\/p>\n
Staff #1: You don’t? Bumbling spy? Shoe phone? Long hallway with lots of doors?<\/p>\n
Staff #2: (blank stare)<\/p>\n
Staff #1: …From the early 80s.<\/p>\n
Me: Actually the mid-70s. Buck Henry wrote for it before going to Saturday Night Live.<\/p>\n
Staff #1: Really? Wow.<\/p>\n
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