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I was just following orders!<\/a> I swear I never fired a gun because of my fat sausage-like fingers! But I did blow up some tanks. Sure I was de-Nazified<\/a> when I was caught by the Allies, because in Christ we are all forgiven. Unless you’re a homo or a woman priest.<\/p>\n

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