Stephen Harper and Bill Gates have announced plans to sink millions of dollars into a working AIDS vaccine<\/a>.<\/p>\n

When completed, the vaccine, codename Strongbow<\/span>, will be available in 4 different forms:<\/p>\n

Windows Strongbow AntiViral Home Edition Basic<\/span> will keep HIV away for up to 6 months unless the user was infected by HIV that wasn’t Microsoft certified. New features await you and your loved ones when you switch over. It provides a breakthrough design that brings your health into sharper focus. Remember the 7o’s? Experience the “Wow” all over again! WSAHEB is lisenced for only one human.<\/p>\n

Windows Strongbow AntiViral Supra Edition Ultra<\/span> provides HIV protection on a subscription basis. Experience more robust HIV protection with Defender<\/span> and Firewall<\/span> membranes. Scheduled upgrades and service packs are included and uploaded without your knowledge as you sleep. Relax! It’s just a hose! Ultra provides the power, security, and mobility features needed for all the entertainment that you want for fun.<\/p>\n

Windows Strongbow Small Business<\/span> is perfect for your small sex trade workers. You’ll spend less time on medical support-related issues\u00e2\u20ac\u201dso you can spend more time making your business successful. Multi-use lisences are available for your growing business of 10-13 escorts. If one goes down, you can rest assured that all can go down!<\/p>\n

Windows Strongbow Business Pro<\/span> will defend you and your business across a wide platform of diseases, not just HIV but whooping cough, hiccups and explosive traveller’s diarreah as well. Experience the full coverage!<\/p>\n

Some product features\u00c2\u00a0are only available in certain editions of Windows Strongbow and may require advanced or additional costs. <\/em><\/p>\n

Go ahead. Call me bitter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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