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One of the biggest mistakes a blogger can do is to apologize for not making entries. It’s as bad as “posting the cat<\/a>” (guilty!) which I don’t want to do. I’d rather post quality than quantity.<\/p>\n

I make no apology.<\/p>\n

I’m frigging busy. <\/p>\n

I have my wedding in 3 days and freelance work that has to be done before my honeymoon\/cruise. <\/p>\n

But I will give you this nugget of Deadrobotism: Last night at 4am, the cat woke us both with a crying jag so bad (George Hamilton was out of food) we had to watch some TV to get back to sleep. <\/p>\n

The Tonight Show was showing a repeat from their Halloween show. Marylin Manson was singing<\/strike> vocally eviscerating a version of “Halloween” from A Nightmare Before Christmas<\/em>. Talk about jumping the eye-liner encrusted goth shark. If he’s reduced to being wheeled out, seasonally, like some tired Charles Shultz crap cartoon, for lack of new material, I don’t feel so bad for not posting. <\/p>\n

Marylin almost made up for his sell out when, at the end of his set, he gave Leno a big black lipsticky smudge of a kiss behind his ear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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