I just got a call from the manager of the storage facility we send $50\/mo to keep our extra things warm and dry. It went something like this:<\/p>\n

“Ted? It’s P here from Bla Bla Storage. Were you in your locker yesterday at 3pm?”<\/p>\n

“…no…? I was at work.”<\/p>\n

“Oh well it seems that someone was by your locker. I can see that on the security video feed that there’s someone<\/i> by your locker and a few minutes after that, someone went out the back door, which is labled in big black letters “DO NOT EXIT – ALARM WILL SOUND”. And of course, the alarm went off and it cost us $75 to get the security gaurd down here. We usually pass this cost onto whoever set off the alarm.”<\/p>\n

“Well I have the key and I was sitting at my desk all day. Does not your security system log key swipes?” The reason we went with this company other than being crap-dragging distance from the apartment, was that it had (supposively) RFID at the front door and at your own locker. Secure!<\/p>\n

“This particular entry seems to not have been logged.”<\/p>\n

“Has my locker been compromised?” I’ve sit up from my workstation into a near upright position. This sounds serious.<\/p>\n

“I could check.”<\/p>\n

He hasn’t checked my locker?! He’s more concerned with who’s going to get the $75 security gaurd charge?<\/p>\n

“Call me back if there is a problem.”<\/p>\n

Ten minutes later he calls and quickly says: “P from the Storage locker! No problem, it was the furnace cleaner! The furnace door is right beside your locker. Sorry to bother you!”<\/p>\n

Expect a rather large garage sale soon. I don’t think I want to keep my stuff there any longer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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