Bear Eye for the Twink Guy<\/a>. Funny stuff but one inaccuracy: The bears fill the twink’s fridge with Coke, not Diet Coke. Wrong! As a post-bar worker, I know that bear’s drink of choice is Diet Coke, if they’re not drinking beer. They have to watch their girlish figures!*<\/p>\n

*Note:<\/strong> This comment is a joke. If any bears out there think I’m serious about my comment, walk up and down Church Street and ask any bartender what a bear’s non-alcholic drink of choice is. You’ll see it’s really a Virgin Gin Martini.
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