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Two stories came to me today regarding border crossing that made me go hmmmm:<\/p>\n

First the funny. John Hargrave, owner of the World’s Only Comedy Website, ZUG.com, documents his prank of trying to get a vibrator through customs<\/a>. While it’s turned on. Down his pants. Wow. Simply wow. Worksafe. <\/p>\n

And the not so funny. Xtra reports (rather sensationally) that Mr Leatherman Edmonton 2003 was refused entry into the US<\/a> (worksafe, but there are ads of jockstrappioed males touching their nether-regions) after the custom officials rifle through his posessions and (supposively) linger over his wedding album. He claims the custom officials treated him differently after they saw the album, despite not knowing until after being turned back that the album was opened. Midway through the article, it’s reported that Mr Edmonton has a previous record – for fraud. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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