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And it’s not curly either. Its like a thick Italian\/Irish strand of braidable head hair.<\/p>\n
The first thing I saw when I looked up from staring at my grey chest hair was my UltraMan wall clock. <\/p>\n
Gezus. I’m nearly 40yrs old. <\/p>\n
Thankfully Sharkboy finds this sexy or I’d be dating cubs with Father Figure issues.<\/p>\n
Or maybe Sharkboy has Father Figure issues…?<\/p>\n
Should I be asking myself these questions?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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