Sharkboy, The Postman and The Chicago Boys Grizz and Evil Panda<\/a>, were having dinner the other night, a set meal at the Bear Jamboree. We were served cabbage rolls with bacon wrapped around the mushy content of whatever is in a cabbage roll, surrounded by the leaf. <\/p>\n

Sharkboy: “This is good. But it’s a bit too bacony.”<\/p>\n

I swear to god there was a full 30 second moment of silence before the rest of us replied in near unison:<\/p>\n

“Too bacony?!?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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