I seriously overheard this at the gym:<\/p>\n

“They say these terrorist were going to set off their bombs tomorrow<\/a>: The sixth day on the sixth month of the sixth year! 666! They wanted to optimize Catholic fear.”<\/p>\n

You. Fucking. Fear mongrelling. Dipshit. First of all, that’s a bad movie remake marketing ploy for “The Omen”. The real number of the beast is something like 616 depending on your beliefs<\/a> and if that’s the case then you missed it. Secondly why would Muslim extremeists, who want to destroy our freedoms, want to use this as a marker when Canada has such a diverse spectrum of religious beliefs? I thought they hated our corrupt indulgent culture more than our religion? Why not attack us on National Mud Pack Day<\/a>? Hit us in our vainest moments with muck on our faces?<\/p>\n

As an aside, according to that page, today is Festival Of Popular Delusions Day. Oh irony!<\/p>\n

The whole thing makes me think these terrorists were about as dumb as gym-boy here. Do you think that these numbskulls would have thought that some computer somewhere in the US or Canada (since we’re both being ruled by like minded, security-conscious conservative leaders), would have burped out their names when they tried to purchase all at once, 3 times the amount of nitrate that leveled the Oklahoma building? (Thankfully one did, but it wasn’t a computer based in any government office. Way to go, Canaidan Fertalizer Institute!<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Mine name is probably flashing across a CSIS screen right now for just typing that. <\/p>\n

I hope.<\/p>\n

Hello boys! Just a semi-hillarious fluff blog here… Kudos to you guys for catching these extremists before they could act! Keep up the good work!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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