A spy, in long cottony robes, is hugging the walls down a dark hallway.<\/p>\n

An alarm! She runs! She’s shot in the back! An information disk flies from her hand and skids across the floor. A hand comes into frame and picks it up.<\/p>\n

Bottom right corner, a number “1” appears.<\/p>\n

Another spy, in black, running in the night! Laser blast all around his feet as he dodges hits. Alas, one hits and he goes down. An information disk flies from his hand and skids across the floor. A hand comes into frame and picks it up.<\/p>\n

Bottom right corner the number jumps to “2”<\/p>\n

Two spies in a hovering speeder zips across a field of bright yellow flowers. Behind them a massive black tank is in pursuit, churning up the beauty.<\/p>\n

The tank shoots! The couple fly from the speeder in the resulting explosion. An information disk flies from their hands and skids across the ground and lands against a tree. A hand comes into frame and picks it up.<\/p>\n

Bottom right corner the number jumps to “4”<\/p>\n

A large spaceship in the inky black of space.<\/p>\n

Laser shot. Ship explodes. An information disk floats through the dark and a robot grappling hand comes into frame and picks it up.<\/p>\n

Bottom right corner the number jumps to “208”<\/p>\n

A cruise ship, sinking in the dark of night. An information disk can be seen floating on the sea. A net comes and scoops it up.<\/p>\n

Bottom right corner the number jumps to “2764”<\/p>\n

Cut to: a control room with a beautiful woman in long robes. She says: “Many Bothans died to bring us this information.”<\/p>\n

Title Card: Star Wars: Rogue One<\/p>\n

Audience cheers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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