SharkBoy and I are walking to work when I spy coming towards us a couple wearing matching Aeropostale over-stitched lettering hoodys, Tim Horton’s in their hand and baseball caps. They might have pulled it off (exactly what were they trying to pull off?) had one not been slightly too old and too tall for Aeropostale…

I snort and say: “Oh god, look at these two–”

I stop suddenly when I realize that SharkBoy and I are wearing near identical used motorcycle cop jackets, black baseball caps and jeans.