You. Toobe Tuesday

Celebs and Media

Here are a few subscribed webisodes (wideos? Toobin’?) I’m watching. You should too.

The Suits. Created by the guy who brought you SCUD the Disposable Assassin. A tale of Men In Black vs Religious zealot aliens. (NSFW)

Gamgeeble. Give a man a video editing suite and he’ll amuse himself for hours. And me too.

Weezy Waiter. Same deal as Gamgeeble (dare I say G’s mentor?). Give a man a menial job with great internet aspirations, and he’ll make fun little moving pictures.

The Faking Hoaxer.. A lad from the United Kingdom creates videos for the pyramid-hat people. Some fakes he’s put up are eye popping. Some not so, but the talent and spirit is there. Makes me wish I had Final Cut Pro on my iMac.

Cyanide & Happiness. Bitter, black and funny!

[Title of Show] I got this via I Got Something To Say. Comedy troupe on and off the webs. Wish they did more webs!

Jack in the Box. From Best Week Ever comes Michael Cyril Creighton with his webby show. Can a poor schlep get his tattered life together as he works in the world’s greatest industry (Broadway!) in the world’s greatest city (NYC!)? Makes me wish there really was a “Bros of Desire” play!

Rogers iPads It’s Pockets

Tech, You Stupid Dick

I’m shocked and I’m not shocked, really.

Rogers is allowing free tethering from your iPhone (of course you better have a good data plan in place) but yet was going to charge you an extra $20/month to tie your iPad 3G to your existing data plan. This bit of info was removed sometime this morning. The rest of the rates stand. Choose one and quit your whining.

Uh. It’s the same data…? And in many cases the data from an iPad/iPhone is more condensed for faster loading over wireless networks?

Dear Rogers. Bite me. Seriously. I’ll get an iPad but I’ll not be getting the 3G out of principal. And if I do, it will be with Wind or some other provider. Your pricing plans are not very well thought out.

That is all.

Heavy, Heavy Rain

Gaming

Pores and mores!

Will the movie theatre experience/medium die? Will video games erode and ingratiate themselves into the mass market that Hollywood has taken a century to create? Will we be “playing” movies in the future?

What do I look like, some sort of turban wearing, fair ground, side show seer? I don’t know! I will venture to say that I am currently moving into a deep fascination with open-ended, non-linear video games, the ones that play very much like a movie, interspersed with game elements, resulting in multiple endings. I’ve noticed that my most satisfying game experiences come from these kinds of games – Silent Hill, BioShock (One and Two) and even FallOut 3. All these games have open-ended game play where the outcome of the game might be different due to certain choices made through the game.

I’ve just finished Heavy Rain last night and I have to say it’s the closest to actually playing a movie I’ve ever experienced. Every piece of literature that has been written about this game boasts that every choice, every conversation, every missed step (or decisive move) ripples out to the end result of the game. I ran through the game from Wednesday night and had finished it within a few hours over these 4 nights so the game isn’t a 20 hour epic like the others I’ve mentioned, since the designers have to cram all the different endings/scenarios, unused, into one disk. While the shortened game-play is an obvious limitation to this kind of genre and it’s hardware, HR makes up for it by engaging you with such heavy atmosphere that you’ll swear David Fincher himself had a hand in creating this game. Armed with the knowledge that I could have saved “this person” or wound up with a different result by not “doing this action” I’m more invested to re-play it, changing my direction.

After all this gushing, I have to say the game isn’t perfect. Moving the character involves pressing the R2 trigger and the left analog stick, which results in weird pirouettes and filthy swearing shouting at the screen when the character doesn’t stop in the place where you want them to go. Camera angles can be changed by a press of a button and I found myself forgetting this fact and probably missing a clue here and there. Choosing what the character is thinking as they’re walking through a crime scene is a bit distracting and really should be shunted to slower moments within the action. Minigames require that you mash a series of buttons in accordance with what’s on the screen: to climb a muddy embankment you need to press and hold the Square, the Triangle, the R2 trigger and then the R1 button in succession. Different, but fun, nonetheless.

Overall, I’m impressed. If this is the future of entertainment, the evolution of movies, then I welcome it.

Pepe – New Fave Muppet

Celebs and Media

I haven’t been a Muppet fan for a long while – I guess since the mid-80s. And truthfully I’ve not followed them at all but with age comes nostalgia. Since listening to the Nerdist’s Podcast where they discuss upcoming projects and such, I’ve never knew that they had updated the voices and added a couple new characters. I suspected they had to when Jim Henson passed and Frank Oz went off and tried his hand at *snicker* directing movies. But I wasn’t hip to the new addition of Pepe, the King Prawn, ok?

The last time we were at Disney Hollywood Studios, we were watching the Muppet 3D Vision ride when they flashed Pepe, onscreen for a brief moment and I turned to SharkBoy and said “What the hell is that thing? Seriously! What is it?” He literally freaked me out. I thought he was the AIDS virus come to life. I had totally missed his introduction into the Muppet universe.

As I said, listening to that podcast, they gave Pepe a much longer moment at the mike and he’s a dirty little fucker. As “dirty” as a Disney owned hand puppet character can be.

Here he is on the Bonnie Hunt show, thinking EXACTLY what I was thinking when she first came into view: