Guess where I was most of Friday?

Via Gizmodo comes this asstupid and musically retarded laser light synthesizer. Now you too can play music like it’s a 70s Roger Corman sci fi movie:

Best comment from Giz, strobefx says:

The bald, fat guy listening to his quiet reverie looks like he’s about to burst into tears, pawing at nothingness on his $600 scam machine in a dark room in a vain attempt to fill his empty, empty soul.

We’re off again this winter and you’re all invited! It’s an RSVP gay cruise which I originally had some reservations on going but after seeing The Mailman’s pictures from his February trip, I noticed that there were barely any hairless tweaked out twinks in the crowd and I got that old “Jinkies, I miss cruising” feeling all over again.

Wanna go? Shoot me a comment and I will send you the info!

Last time we went with 5 other couples and we had one rule: Show up for dinner! We didn’t set any rules about who did what, when and where. We did manage one excursion out of the 5 days where we all did it together, but mostly we all did our own thing. And that’s how we’re handling it again. Laid back and fancy free.

With a dessert buffet at midnight…

Acid Reflux cancels his trip out west due to his ailing bones. I feel for him! My feet have been feeling like they’re arthritic or something and my Doc tells me nothing! NOTHING!

Blam takes us back to After School. He had a couple others before this post but this one made me laugh!

cultural sn:afu has a fabu new banner and is paranoid about server errors. Also he’s playing a game that I am sure they’re developing into a movie.

Cute With Chris LIVE is coming to Toronto and I didn’t pay attention enough to get tickets. I plan to do my best Taxi Driver impersonation outside the stage doors.

David finds a clip. Funny! But my fave is still the groundhog

The Electronic Replicant attracts Geeks! I took the same test and apparently I attract Yuppies. Damn iPhone.

The Fortress of Solitude offers up his usual Friday Feast fare. Cousins, freedom and green.

Hairy Fish Nuts tells us that gay rights is coming… from Castro! (okay not Castro, but Cuba. The joke wouldn’t have worked otherwise)

Hipnoray dives into the how and why of the Ultimate Spiderman – a big book of the how and why of Spiderman. MJ calling Peter “tiger” worked in the comic, but it seemed forced to me when they did it in the movies…

Non Update Alert! I Always Win bemoans Windows Media Player 11. I still like my comment.

If You Could Read My Mind misses Roy Orbison. New blog layout, less cluttered. However, that didn’t change my mind about Roy. I still like Buddy Holly better.

Jerk Spot realizes something we knew all along: People don’t care if you’re stealing a bike. Help yourself! Our bent out of shape fire escape is testament to that.

Willie Nelson’s daughter is Youtubed on Butchie’s blog. Yes. YES SHE WILL!!!

Non-Update Alert! Normlr needs to stop making money and make more art videos.

Photojunkie is at 13 of 52 weeks of personality portraits. this week: Michele Perras, Producer.

Phronk gives us #42 in his series “One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies”. Nice premise!

A case of room to room miscommunication at Ripping Stitches.

Robocub posts about Kiddie Male Enhancement (which made my heart leap out of my chest – because I’m doing this from work). Somewhat safe. Many images of bulgy gitch.

Soundrel wonders where he is! He’s online, silly!

Sharkboy tells us about his first run in with mommy-funbags. I had a similar experience at The Barn, pre-murder stain.

StudioYVR needs your sponsorship. This man is a powerhouse. I feel like eating cookies and chips every time I see his triathlon numbers go up.

TurnipStyle bemoans Windows and Windows related products (here ends my vague Mac-taunting now. One of our Mac Pros at work just died with files on it too. I feel his pain).

How does one photograph a beautiful woman? The way she wants you to! And for Lex, that’s with the horizon line somewhere between nostrils and irises.

Icy Robot, originally uploaded by deadrobot.

I’ve been busy this week with my comedy writing and subsequently you my poor readers, have been neglected.

Have a picture as apology.

Love this LOLCat spin off.
FAIL!

Here are some of my lame attempts: