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Accelerate to Attack Speed

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A while back I got a message while on Bear411 from Doug (jedicub) who complimented me on my makeshift Jedi costumes in my profile. His profile contained a few interesting pictures (Sigh. Make the dirty jokes now in your head, please): a couple were of him wearing a “movie accurate” Red Squadron uniform from Star Wars: A New Hope.

Admittedly I was apprehensive in speaking to Doug, due to all the joking around I’ve made about fans who dress up and go to comic book conventions. Though, I have mellowed having gone to the last 3 here in Toronto, and most of my finger pointing laughter has evolved into admiration, especially for a well thought out, well made costume. Plus, if you look close enough most of the guys with exceptional outfits are bearish, but that’s neither here nor there. Doug is one of those people I admire because of his tenacity towards his passion.

In speaking to Doug, I get the sense that, yes, he is a superfan (he belongs to a group called the London Rogues) but his obsession for Star Wars is a love borne out of years of cultivation. “Cult” being the operative word here. I emailed him a few questions and he’s happily answered back:

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How old were you when you first saw Star Wars? Where were you? What were your impressions?
I was seven or eight and my dad took all three of us kids to see it. We were living in Toronto at the time. I had seen commercials on TV and I thought it was going to be scary with all the aliens, and such. However, I loved it. I remember my dad telling me how it had everything – the Tarzan swing, the old west shoot out, the duel. I just thought it was awesome. Little did I know how much the Star Wars franchise was going to inform my life. Like most kids at that age, I got hooked on collecting the Kenner action figures. My interest in Star Wars waned in my teenage years, but when I was in my mid-twenties, I got back into collecting with a renewed passion. I would say, though, that I’m a Star Wars fan, and not fanatic. I do realize it’s a work of fiction. 🙂

When did you get the idea that you could make this costume?
I had made a few Star Wars costumes over the years. Mainly these were hastily put together things for Halloween, though on a couple occasions I made costumes for a public event. For instance, I was asked to assist at a Star Wars day at the public library, and I put together a Han Solo costume for that.
In 2008 I put together another Star Wars costume. I had picked up an orange jumpsuit at a thrift store years ago, and that pretty much made my mind up as to what character I’d be. I put together a somewhat OK version of the X-wing pilot costume for just a few bucks, picking up remnant fabric, etc. I looked at some online resources for ideas, which is how I found out about what I would describe as “movie accurate” costumes. These people pay very close attention to detail. My Halloween costume wasn’t going to be nearly that good.

How long have you been collecting/making parts for the outfit?
After Halloween, I decided that I could transition the costume into something more accurate, with some money, and some time. If money were no object, I could’ve put it together fairly quickly, but I decided to change the costume one piece at a time. My first acquisition was in December 2008 when I bought a helmet. I found someone online who makes vacu-formed replicas of the actual Vietnam-era flight helmet used in the movies. Since that time, I’ve been making upgrades to the costume a bit at a time – boots, jumpsuit, etc. I joined an online forum called The Rebel Legion, which is a Star Wars costuming fan group. Chatting with people there has helped me track down many of the pieces.

Any clues to where you get your parts? Just like most of the original Star Wars props were common household items, are any pieces just regular every-day items around the home?
The ejection harness was the easiest to do, since it’s just silver/grey webbing that you can buy at most fabric stores. There are patterns online which are easy to follow. The belt buckle used in the movie is a roll pin buckle which the British navy used. You can find them online – if you know what they’re called.
As with the helmet, I ended up seeking out a few people who make replica parts which they vacu-form, machine, or cast themselves. And I bought a few pieces on Ebay. Here’s a breakdown of the costume and the resources I used:
Helmet – Richie’s Armor (I added some detailing)
Jumpsuit – Costumebase (with some tailoring by me)
Plastic Chest Box & Hose – Mr. Bojangles (Rebel Legion member)
Machined Aluminum Arm Tools – Elvis Trooper
Flak Vest – Originally I made this with a remnant and some edging, but I’m having someone with more talent make me a more accurate one with proper buckles, tubes, etc. It looks cool in photos.
Resin Commpad – Reyor (Rebel Legion member)
Leather Motorcycle Gauntlets – Botach Tactical
Replica German WW2 Boots – justwalk2008 (Ebay seller)
Belt Buckle – Mr. Bojangles
Leg Flares / Strap and Belt Mini-flares – darthhair (Ebay seller)

Where was the last place you wore it out, that is, the most recent incarnation of the costume?
I wore it out this afternoon in fact. I belong to a Star Wars fan group in London called London Rogues. Each May we host a community event to celebrate Star Wars. Today a few of us went to the campus of the University of Western Ontario to promote it – putting up posters, handing out flyers, and posing for photos with the student paper. It was fun.

Any future plans for something else?
Our group enters the Santa Claus Parade here in London. Although I haven’t been in it yet, I’ve been warned that it’s wet and cold. I may “Hoth up” my costume by making a jacket and adding winter gloves. Recently I’ve been working on a Darth Maul costume. I have most of it sewn already, but I still need to put together the belt, and find the appropriate boots. I’m thinking of doing this for Halloween. Who doesn’t love Darth Maul?

Favorite Star Wars movie?

The Empire Strikes Back.

If not Jar Jar Binks, who is your least favorite character? Most favorite?
Sorry, Jar Jar. Meesa no like you.
I’d have to say that Princess Leia is my favorite character – though Han is a close second.

Blogging Theory

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The amount of time you’ve been blogging directly relates to the quality of the inevitable book deal.
Getting a book deal right out of the gate will result in a flash-in-the-pan amount of attention. Inversely, a book deal after 9 years of blogging will result in a niche market response: Namely “zzzz”

Celebrity from blogging only comes from extremes.
Maintaining a certain “level” of extreme content results in an equal level of growth. If you blog about pooping in Jimmy Choo shoes and only about pooping in Jimmy Choo shoes, your readership will grow like a tsunami just after the last Googlebot scan of your site.

Blogging is not therapeutic
No matter how good it feels to throw your personal shit out there, you will not become level headed and normal after writing about the peeing on the cat fetish you hide.

Comments are never about your post but always about the commenter
If you write about how fire engulfed your home and you’ve lost everything, it is inevitable that someone will comment that they have cancer.

Getting acknowledged in the real world by your blog name is neither comforting or thrilling
It’s actually a bit creepy.

Those Who Fartget The Past…

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I totally forgot about my Creeds Building Story until someone searched on it.

I’ve been thinking about the future of this blog now that I’m coming up on five years.

Yeah. Five years. I officially started Deadrobot.com back in April 2004. Prior to that I posted a whole year on MyTorontoApartment.com, a site I stole back from a dead beat freelance client and because of the quality of writing, I don’t really count that year.

Not that I count it now.

I should make T-shirts.

Best of Clist – Helpful!

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Insert RAM jokes here

Naked computer repair / service call by hung man
I offer training sessions were I can teach you how to use certain things on your computer and online from downloading your entertainment to running social pages like MySpace and face book. I can give your computer a tune up so it runs fast again. I check your computer properly for viruses. I can also set up your new computer and transfer over some of the old information you want to keep from your previous system. Well I repair your system I do it in the nude or can dress to your taste. I am a well endowed man. This is a paid computer service call. I am not an escort. I have an average build I am mostly straight but comfortable with my body and I am willing to fix any ones computer in the nude. I travel to you and I can arrange evening appointments to fit your scedual. So why not treat yourself and get more out of your repair mail me for pics and any questions.

My own Korova Milk Bar Fixture

I Can Be Adjusted
Are you a white male that loves to watch TV and have a human footstool under your feet? If you are straight that is fine. If you do not want to have sex that is fine as well. I can be naked or wear clothes. Do you have a buddy and want to play cards together? I can lay on the ground and the both of you can put your feet on me. I will massage them and pamper them. Why rest them on the floor when you can rest them on a live carpet? If you are gay then even better. You can read a book while you ignore me under your feet or do work on your computer while I lay on the floor.
If you want you can watch porn & I will give you the best blow job ever. You do not need to suck me.

Best Of Clist: Creepy Edition

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Too many episodes of Dexter:

Glory hole can be exciting. Total amaze.

you comes by and walks in the door. Door is open. you steps up the the blanket hanging from the ceiling to the floor. It gots a hole in the blanket what you sticks your cock through. You stepps up to the blanket and puts your cock through it and hope my mouth is on the other side. I know some horror flicks have a sharp instrument on the other side and one slice and its gone but all I gonna do is suck it tender like. No bites or slices. So you come over and be on the edge of fun with my gloryhole magic.

Prince may not favour gay marriages, but that doesn’t mean he’s not looking 4 luv:

Should I just Give Up??

So i told my self that one day ill meet some one just out of the blue…but latley it seems as if everyone has found someone….i mean i work full time and i barely get to hang out with friends and when i do its like our plans flop. Ive tried this a couple of times and have meet some pretty cool guys…nothing serious just had a lil bit of fun. But now i think im looking for more…..fun, hang out and see where it goes from there. I dont even know why im using this lol…my friend told me to give it a shot but i rarley get responses lol. Now i dunt know whether its just a sign or something but honeslty im just looking for a cool avg guy between my age (19) to about 25. Im brown, and i know that might not be the first type of ‘gay guy’ u would wanna meet but thats ur decesion to make..im no flammer, im very str acting that sometimes ppl second guess themselves when i tell them im gay, i cant really host but im willing to travel if its a reasonable distant and only if were goin to have a good time(like hang out, play some vid games or w/e and then get into some fun stuff!)…anyways give me a shout if u wanna know more.

Best of CList

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Someone went to the cinema and got a little restless…

FORGIVE ME FATHER… ((DOUBT))

… for i have sinned. legal age donald miller here looking for his father flynn to “take an interest” and for mutual confession. no problem if you look like philip seymour hoffman.

Ohhh!! Kelly Clarkson!!

Need some waxing done……..

Hey guys, I require some waxing to be done in a few spots…anyone into it? Needs to be your place. 47, One seventy .

You had me at #29 (secretly, I hope this guy gets what he’s looking for, show creativity and humour):

Fifty reasons to date me !!!!!!!!

I’ll stash little notes for you where you’ll least expect them.
I always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores.
You’re safe with me.
You can always bring home good friends.
I am a good cook and I like it.
I’ll make you laugh.
I’ve never auditioned for American Idol.
I recycle.
You just can’t stop reading this!
I buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears down.
I believe the glass half full.
I can take care of myself (but I want you).
I love my family.
I’ll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching TV.
I’m secure with me.
I’ll hold your coffee for you when you’re driving.
We’ll make history together.
I don’t litter.
I love the earth.
You sleep better when I’m next to you.
I’ll take care of you when you’re sick.
I smell pretty good.
I’m magically delicious.
What else have you got to do?
I cower at bloody movies.
I can balance a checkbook.
I always put the cap back on the toothpaste.
My chin fits ‘just right’ in your shoulder when you hold me close.
The only drama I have any part of is on TV.
I promise not to burn the house down while you’re gone.
Romance is soooo important.
Sometimes I am a top.
Sometimes I am a bottom.
Foreplay is fun.
I’m really good at sneaking food into the movies.
You really kinda would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couch.
I’ll help you find your keys.
Sleeping in has a whole new meaning now that we will be doing it together.
I look both ways before I cross the street.
I have two great cats.
Sex should never be a quickie.
You’re getting very sleepy…
I know the difference between they’re, their, and there.
I know CPR.
I’m a Leo.
I know how to two-step.
I give to charity.
I AM CANADIAN.
I’m really good at making lists!
I’ll hold you as long as you want.
After reading this far you’ve already got too much time invested — you might as well e-mail me.