Category Archives: Distractions

Missed Halloween Video

Distractions, Toronto

I remember talking to DearToronto but forgot he was recording video (testament to how often I visit – but I have him on RSS now!). The video starts with our mini-innyview, but you need to start the video from the beginning to see some pretty awesome costumes (James Fowler! Fembot!).

Uh Hello? Meme Here!

Distractions

I played hookie from my computer this weekend, just posting from my iPhone for fun and missed the fact that I was tagged for a photo meme by my favorite west coast triathlete: StudioYVR!

Simply go to your Flickr account, go to your 6th page and choose the 6th photo:

Huh?

I’m seen here at the Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream Factory in Vermont last fall. I am fat.

I now tag

Tilt Shift Video

Distractions

I know one person (a Photog) who will enjoy this video:


Metal Heart from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

Also, the song used in this clip I’ve posted here before (and is still in high rotation on my iPhone).

Disclaimer: I know I’ve posted pretty much nothing but video in the last week. If I had a new computer at home, or a laptop, I’d be more inclined to work on that. Instead the clunker I have has become so slow and bloated (the side panel is permanently off so I can oil the video card fan) that clicking open iTunes or PShop is an adventure in patience. That might change come this holiday season (note the sounds of hints hitting the marble floor).

You Want a Peace Of Me?

Distractions, Toronto

At the Y, there’s a curious little community building exercise going on: the Peace Tree! Guests (but mostly children) are encourage to write what you think “peace” is on a leaf and add it to the tree!

Apart from the veiled religious diatribes (which I find quite ironic) it has all the comments you’d expect from a regular web forum: some smart utterances to head scratching, WTF? ones. Like so:

There’s the political:

There’s the gaysex (I’m assuming it’s gay because they’re dressed the same, kings or princesses, who can say)

There’s the “That’s Not How It Works” speculator:

And finally my favorite, the Non Sequitir:

Better Than Mama!!

Celebs and Media, Distractions

Be you flesh eater or pacifist plant mangler, PETA made me laugh today with a game that can either get their message out there successfully or make them seem a bit …um… batshit crazy:

I took the Flash file off because it had no sound control…

PETA wants Nintendo to offer more vegetarian options in the next Cooking Mama (is there a new game in the works?). I don’t care if they change the recipes, I do care if they re-voice the Mama character. Her ESL fractured cadence always made me laugh.

Bettah Than Mama!
NO GUD!

Weekend Update

Distractions, Personal Bits, Queer stuff, Toronto

Friday: Bond movie. I was worried that all the gadget porn on the screen (The British have full scale Microsoft Surface computers in MI6!) that people would be flipping open their own inadequate cell phones during the movie. Not one person did, and the movie theatre was packed. As well, no yappy people around us, which was good because this movie moves unapologetically fast so pay attention. I would have to say it’s better than Casino Royale, which makes it my favorite Bond film to date.

Saturday: We both got called into work. SharkBoy was pulling overtime while I had to shoot off an emergency press release for cheap 2 for 1 airline tickets to Australia. I got a day off in lieu so I was happy. I got back home to a big bag of laundry that bitched at me from the hallway the entire time I was on the Xbox.

“Clean me!”

“Fuck you! I’m nearly done this level!”

At 4pm, I walked past the bag of laundry, out the door, to meet SharkBoy and we went off to Imperial tattoo where the finishing touches are all but done on my Sci Fi back piece. Now that the robot is dark again after 10 years of fade, I want the astronaut a tad darker. But I’m going to take a break. The reworking we did was just 12 days after having stuff done so it was super painful. My back still feels like I was dragged behind an Arkansas General Lee truck for a mile or two.

Sunday: We did some selfish Xmas shopping for ourselves. SharkBoy got a belt, a hat and new gloves that popped a button 20 minutes away from the store. I got new gloves from Marks Work Warehouse. It’s obvious our styles are utterly different from each other when it comes to accessories. SharkBoy’s gloves are smooth black leather while mine are flashy white/gray/black skin tight workman’s gloves designed to grip tools. Neither of our gloves operate an iPhone, however. Sharkboy had to make concessions because it was those flashy gloves or the Baseball hat with the LED embedded in the brim.

We were going to head over to the Photogs for a housewarming party but their dog, Mickey, was ill and they cancelled last minute. I’m hoping he’s doing ok today.

Instead we sat at home with a good DVD: The History Channel’s Modern Marvels show about Disney World.

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Did I mention we’re going back in June 2009 for Gay Days? No? Don’t you read Sharkboy.ca? We’ve rebooked the same hotel (Pop Century), same flights (WestJet) but with an extra day where we might spend at the Kennedy Space Center to look at rockets. But the meat of the week will be oggling bears at Tidal Wave and showing Prop 8 Supporters that Canada’s society hasn’t unraveled due to gay marriages as we wander the parks in our red shirts (I think we’ll be doing different red shirts per park this year). You going? Let us know!
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Anyway, one thing I want to mention on the video was one park developer actually choked up when discussing Walt’s death nearly 40 years after his passing. That’s a hell of a boss to make that strong of an impression on a staff. Sort of like Jesusevlis!

That evening, we totally vegged further on the couch and watched bits of Bond films, Amazing Race and a touch of Clone Wars.

Things that made us laugh this weekend:

Impersonating Faye Dunaway. If you get the chance, watch Gia, one of Angelina Jolie’s first movies. Ms Dunaway plays a mumbling, scene chewing Wilhelmina Cooper. Possibly drunk the entire movie shoot. You too can play: mumble for about 20 seconds and then throw in a coherent clear laugh.

Bond Movie Effects Dummies: I’m pretty sure the effects department used the same cloth dummy for View to a Kill and Licence to Kill. Both dummies got thrown from a great height, both had their elbows and knees bend in impossible directions as they floated earthward.