Another Movie Remake? Aaaawwww.
Of A Nightmare on Elm Street? Oooooooo!!
Freddie sounds like the guy from Sling Blade? Aaaaawwww.
But Freddie is played by Jackie Earle Haley?! OOooooOOOOO!!!!
Wait… Michael Bay is producing? EEEEEAAARRRRGGG!
Category Archives: Celebs and Media
Finally Getting the Joke
Where's Lisa?!
Yes. I may want to read this book now.
Steve Jobs Seething With Jealousy
Via James Urbiniak comes this leaked Microsoft self help video on hosting your own Windows 7 party! Double You to the Oh to the Oh to the Tee!
It’s all kinds of suck mixed with “you gotta be kidding” which makes me call bullshit! on the “leaked” part. I can’t imagine Windows Marketing team sitting around thinking “Hey lets get excitement for W7 by holding Tupperware Parties!”
Well, actually, judging by their ads in the last 5 years, I stand corrected. Their marketing department is fucked.
Imagine Apple trying something this incredibly lame. I can’t wait for the day when I dump this 6 yr old computer for a Mac.
I Said Plucking
It’s not so much that he swore, but the look on the co-anchor’s face to the left.
Oh the Pain!!
Dream Cast
From James Fowler’s Facebook page…
Who would you cast in a movie version of Gilligan’s Island?
If it were being directed by a reuniting Merchant and Ivory production house:
Gilligan: Johnny Depp
The Skipper: Brian Dennehy
Professor: Kevin Spacey
Ginger: Gweneth Paltrow
Mary Ann: Cameron Diaz
Mr Howel: Sir Anthony Hopkins
Mrs Howel: Dame Judy Dench
Or if it were mounted by Spielberg:
Gilligan: Shila LeBeouf
The Skipper: John Goodman
Professor: Rick Moranis
Ginger: Whoopi Goldberg
Mary Ann: Dakota Fanning
Mr Howel: William Hurt
Mrs Howel: Julian Moore
Imagine Christopher Nolan’s cast:
Gilligan: Christian Bale
The Skipper: Morgan Freeman
Professor: David Bowie
Ginger: Carrie Ann Moss
Mary Ann: Katie Holmes
Mr Howel: Michael Caine
Mrs Howel: Scarlett Johansson in old makeup
Tim Burton’s cast would be like this:
Gilligan: A bug
The Skipper: An animated burlap sack
Professor: Johnny Depp
Ginger: Helena Bonham Carter
Mary Ann: A bug that has a corset on
Mr Howel: A British Bug with a corset on
Mrs Howel: Dianne Wiest
If George Lucas were to do it:
Gilligan: A digitized Mark Hamill
The Skipper: A digitized Harrison Ford
Professor: A digitized General Akabar
Ginger: A digitized Natalie Portman
Mary Ann: A digitized Carrie Fisher
Mr Howel: A digitized Alec Guiness
Mrs Howel: A real Shelagh Fraser
How To Make SharkBoy Laugh: Pretty For Me
I really think Beyonce should have remade THIS video. No tears from anyone!
(via James Urbaniak)
Flying Shark Getting Laser’d
AWESOME!
What’s awesome?
Flying sharks getting a laser blast from teh eyes of a monkey! Dude! Seriously!
Rockstar games has the best wallpapers, even for the iPhone. Go look. It’s a velvet bag of awesome wrapped in an iron fist of awesome.
(Via Offworld)
Take A Year Off – The Top
…and leave the party in the back.
In the similar vein as Where the Hell Is Matt video, Christoph Rehage took pictures of his walk across China and made a stop motion “Amazing Race on Acid” style video. I love how he incorporated some of his travel buddies in the flow of images. Enjoy!
The Longest Way 1.0 – one year walk/beard grow time lapse from Christoph Rehage on Vimeo.
I Enjoy Being a Boy
No biggie here, just a video post for Sunday night: