To: Dead Robot
From: Scott
Subject: New email Ad

Hey buddy! Need a new email with the subject line: You’ll earn rewards no what with OurCompanyAir!

Can you use a picture with a guy or girl holding a phone and a mouse to their head.

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To: Scott
From: Dead Robot
Subject: Re: New email Ad

Can’t seem to find such a specific image that works – why “a mouse to their head”? Here’s a better image concept:

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To: Dead Robot
From: Scott
Subject: RE: Re: New email Ad

I guess you couldn’t find a person holding a phone in one hand and a mouse in the other?

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To: Scott
From: Dead Robot
Subject: RE: RE: Re: New email Ad

In my search to fill your request, I had a woman sitting at a computer while talking on a cell phone. I was going to use it but it was pretty boring. So boring that I fell asleep looking at it. My head hit my desk and bounced off the keyboard and I subsequently started to bleed a lot (you know, like a pro wrestler does when they’re hit with a chair in the ring?). So blood is pouring everywhere and Terrence, you know, my cube-mate, started to scream like a pre-teen at a Justin Beiber concert but not like… you know… excited happy, just excited grossed out. He’s screaming, like I said, and then Dave the Marketing director comes out of his office and he starts to throw up. Like “Stand By Me” vomit throw up… projectile. Did you see “Stand By Me”? Anyway, we got blood, we got vomit and then Susan, my manager, comes around the corner and starts to laugh. So woosh, she pees herself laughing. No warning – floodgates open and we all were drenched… You can imagine what the 5^th floor is like now. All because you wanted that weird graphic.

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To: Dead Robot
From: Scott
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Re: New email Ad

Sheesh! Grouchy?