Lately I’ve been …incomplete. I have to admit that my life has been rather empty and lost. Oh sure I had a loving husband and two wonderful cats and lots of electronic gadgets to keep me occupied but I found that my soul lacked that soul-like thing that makes all of us full of souls. I was a shell of a person with a shell around them. I was empty inside but with guts and things inside.
Then I got a brochure.
I am a better person today because of it! I’ve learned the 313 secrets of Tarvu and I know how to talk to an octopus!
Tarvuism is the world’s fastest growing religion and it’s so EASY to join! ™
I’m not sure what the good book of Tarvuism says about homosexuality but I’m sure it will be word-like!
I encourage you to join! It’s so EASY to join!
Bebbo!
4 thoughts on “I Want To Tell You Hebbo!”
A few paragraphs in I was super dissappointed that it wasn’t real.
Funny joke site. It actually makes more sense than Scientology.
I like the “identical twins” in the picture, with one 6 inches taller than the other… yeah… riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I say: “sashay away”
I would like to combine this faith with Ba’hai… is that doable?