I wish my favorite tattoo parlour (Imperial Tattoo) had t-shrits. Their site says they do but there’s nothing listed. Typical. These guys are the best tattooists in Toronto so I’m not surprised their site is a bit …behind. You can forgive their lack of marketing finesse when you see the scope of their work.

This shirt has a tagline in small font on the back that was the dealbreaker for me to purchase it, even though I didn’t get any ink from this parlour. It says: “Small tattoos make you look fat” just below the collar. To this day, I firmly believe that.

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