Dear “local TV stations” and “Cable Service Providers”

Fuck off. Both of you. You both get money from consumers in either direct service payments or in tax revenues, funded by… us!

So when you complain that this “cost” will be passed on to us (either in a negative, as you say LocalTVMatters.ca or as a positive (?!??) as you flippantly mention every time, Rogers), I just want to kick you both to the curb.

God be damned, these two “businesses” are behaving like a Mommy and a Daddy arguing in front of the kids! And Daddy is pointing at us and saying how stupid our kids are and he hates Mommy and Mommy says he’s fat and just as stupid as the kids while the kids are curled up into a ball waiting for the hitting to start.

Dear non-Canadian readers: sorry. Here’s a list of puppy names.