I’m actually more saddened by the death of a Monorail pilot than any pedophilic weirdo rock star or blond bimbonic celebrity who kicked off this mortal coil in the last two weeks.

When we’ve gone, we always chatted up the pilot when we got to sit in the front. It was like a candid moment with someone who “made it in” at The World. I wish him godspeed to wherever he is now.