Via Gizmodo comes this asstupid and musically retarded laser light synthesizer. Now you too can play music like it’s a 70s Roger Corman sci fi movie:
Best comment from Giz, strobefx says:
The bald, fat guy listening to his quiet reverie looks like he’s about to burst into tears, pawing at nothingness on his $600 scam machine in a dark room in a vain attempt to fill his empty, empty soul.
6 thoughts on “Everyone Sounds Great”
Yay MIDI!!! Sounds like it’s powered by a Soundblaster 16.
Looks like a great tool for pedophiles.
I think that, for $600, I’d rather buy the real versions of all the instruments you can play prerecorded loops from using this thing.
Apparently they’re sending Gizmodo one to test. Can’t wait for the review.
OMG, it’s like one of those toy guitars that plays “The Alphabet Song” no matter which buttons you press.
I hate those things.
The male bonding jam session was just a little to creepy.
I loved the family fun session with the rhythm-impaired kid though.
It almost made me want to become a Big Brother / Big Sister.
Dude… Most definitely.
The kid was making noises like a Vegas slot machine. Oy, brings back bad memories.
Hey, do you think the soul-less guy is single?