Thousands of hours of comedy tape negated within 24 hours. Personally, I think the hell the Ramsey family have endured all these years (the comedy skits, the nosey newsies, the Geraldo Riveras gushing about speculative killers on their front lawn) is justified for the exploitation they placed upon JonBenet. All these pagent parents should not be surprised when their child, who usually have more make up on than Tammy Faye trying samples at a discount makeup barn, is targeted by weirdos.
Shops at Canadian airports are closing due to poor sales. Stricter security rules are blamed. Huh? I thought it was because people were finally getting wise to paying $12 for a 4 day old bagel. Argh! My savings of $4 on a magnum of Absolut is stymied! The terrorists have won!
Steve finally is associated with The AIDS conference. Sources close to the Prime Minister have been quoted as saying “There’s a what going on where?” Conference organizers were hopeful that Steve would be making a last moment arrival to the gathering.
…who knows, maybe he’ll choose to come here himself and make a fabulous announcement before the end of our meeting…
Says Dr. Mark Wainberg. “We’ll certainly leave him some chip dip and a couple sandwiches. I think I have a t-shirt left. Is he a size M?”
And finally, robot overlords have infiltrated Japanese primary schools.
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Yeah and here’s Peter on his way to the Black Eagle.
Here is a clip of Madamerouge enjoying her Bailey’s.
It looks like Transport Canada has backed-down over the duty free rules….Madamerouge will not have to do without her 1.5L bottles of Bailey’s! Just kidding, she is much more of a Dubonnet girl.
Thanks for the news. Gay Robot is of the hook.
I love Gay Robot! Its’s the only thing Adam Sandler has ever done that makes me laugh!
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