“And the dead robot would lend point to his words.”
–Issac Asimov, The Caves of Steel

Dead Robot: The lead. The head honcho. The head. The honcho. Numero uno. The one you want to kill if you want to kill all the zombie vampires. 40-something and a pop culture vulture. Gay, but not in-your-face militant, so that nervous straight guys can read this here blog with little apprehension. Stupid, but not so dumb as to post iPod play lists or memes that are months old off of MySpace. A poor speller.

Shelly: The resident movie critic. Actually a shell stolen from the sand bars off Grand Cayman, she sees movies with a cynical eye and reports them to you with short bursts.

Amy The American Sign Languaging Gorilla: Using a microchip embedded glove over her “talkin’ hand”, Amy speaks to us about the miasmatic political landscape that is Canada. You might remember her from the movie Congo.