T for Timbits

Toronto

Parliament and Winchester, 7pm

Street guy: See that? They’re ripping out all the good stuff from the Winchester and putting in a Tim Hortons.

Street gal: Guh.

Street guy: Yeah soon they’re going to put cameras all over the building outside (his arm gestures to the facade). Tons of them! All over!
I swear if the Terrorists get the formula for apple cruller Timbits, They’ve won!! 

8 thoughts on “T for Timbits”

  1. Furface

    Don’t remember the punk bar but recall the cockroaches that used to inhabit the premises and often the food at Lipstick up the street circa 1981

  2. andrew

    a bear restaurant?! please, let me cook there for a week. i’ve got a bottle of horse laxatives and a drum of insecticide i need to dispose of. and i’m sure i can purchase sarin online….

    do you remember what the punk bar was named that used to be in the basement of the rose? it was in the late seventies/early eighties and i was only in it a few times. there was a jazz club there for a while too, but i can’t remember which replaced what.

  6. Dead Robot

    Sharkboy and I wanted to put a “Bear Restaraunt” in The Rose. Half our budget would have gone to the purchase of butter, the other half to diet coke.

  7. andrew

    no-one needs another ugly doughnut shop. i hope it sinks into the earth.

    the real renovation crime in cabbageville is that they’re tearing down the rose to build some ugly fagloft projects. i keep hoping that some workman will read the plans wrong and demolish that vile blockbuster store so i don’t have to keep spitting on it every time i walk by.

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