This morning as I was leaning forward while brushing my teeth, I noticed I had a grey chest hair about 5 inches long. It’s not the first. My chest started to “get distinguished” a couple years back, but the length was pretty shocking.

And it’s not curly either. Its like a thick Italian/Irish strand of braidable head hair.

The first thing I saw when I looked up from staring at my grey chest hair was my UltraMan wall clock.

Gezus. I’m nearly 40yrs old.

Thankfully Sharkboy finds this sexy or I’d be dating cubs with Father Figure issues.

Or maybe Sharkboy has Father Figure issues…?

Should I be asking myself these questions?