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A Catwalk robot that poses and struts. It also smashes it’s cell phone fists into it’s minder when brought the wrong kind of Evain water and with it’s specially designed alloy skin, can deflect camera flashes when it does a line in the latest clubs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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